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Entries from February 2008

Don’t you want the twin towers to go down on you? [ryan]

February 29th, 2008 · 8 Comments

02.29.08
Seattle, WA
1:23a

“Back in the day—get ready for this—our house used to be a crack house where twin—TWIN—prostitutes worked.”—Jenn Meleana [from the blog right below this one, in reference to a recent newsflash we received from a neighbor who has lived in our neighborhood for over 20 years]
Upon learning this juicy fact, I immediately try to […]

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HEE BRINGS HOME THE SOY BACON. REPEAT. HEE BRINGS HOME THE SOY BACON. (jenn)

February 27th, 2008 · 5 Comments

Yes, you heard it first.
All of you.
I hath rejoined the working world.
I’ve been professionally ignoring phone calls for SAT tutor gigs, because fuck, I HATE the SAT, why the HELL would I want to proliferate such a malicious educational mechanism—I want to make the world a better place–not contribute to the collective adolescent misery that […]

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D. O. N. K. E. Y. D. I. C. K. J. E. W. S.

February 26th, 2008 · 8 Comments

02.26.08
Seattle, WA
7:53p

Yes, it’s true. I don’t care if you know. I cried like a bitch with 3 pussies just now watching Akeelah the god damned Bee. And that’s a lot of pussies, considering I usually only have 2. I know, shh. I don’t need your. Just. Look. […]

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Spider Junkies.

February 25th, 2008 · 15 Comments

02.25.08
Seattle, WA
2:51p

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHzdsFiBbFc

This video was discovered by my South Philly spider junkies: Pete and Alice. I have slept over in their hammock-web many a night. Thank you P & A!

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March.

February 25th, 2008 · 2 Comments

02.25.08
Seattle, WA
2:31p
“Most events are inexpressible, they happen in a region of the soul into which no word can penetrate; understanding comes through the soul…I have found myself looking to others for the answer to my soul, whereas I know this is slowly gained [if at all] by delving into my own self only.” — Neal […]

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The End of Happiness begins with piness.

February 25th, 2008 · 6 Comments

02.25.08
Seattle, WA
10:50a

I fasted once for 10 days.
I’ve been unemployed for 5 months.
The first phase is easy. The second phase is hell. The third phase is catharsis. The fourth is revolution. You plead the fifth during the fifth. Then, you want nothing more than to eat out and not think about […]

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Hello Spring!

February 24th, 2008 · 6 Comments

(Last 3 photos courtesy of Steve White)

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Baby Tom Hanks.

February 23rd, 2008 · 3 Comments

02.23.08
Seattle, WA
10:13a

Has anyone noticed that I’m fucked in the head? I am. Fucked. In the Head. Split. Right down the riddle. MIND-tosis has set in. I am no longer singular. I have become legion. I have become we. I no longer feel the sense of […]

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Memoirs of a mental retarded.

February 22nd, 2008 · 5 Comments

02. 22.08
Seattle, WA
1:53p
Memoirs of a mental retarded.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijfGX3471_c

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If I were in Hawaii…

February 22nd, 2008 · 5 Comments

…I would TOTALLY apply for this job! I found it on Craigslist… maybe one of you fellow artistic-writery types might be interested.
Yea, I’ll just keep finding other people jobs. Awesome.
-Jenn

Part-time Creative Writing Teachers
Reply to: job-582371815@craigslist.org
Date: 2008-02-21, 5:05PM HST Make a difference with kids today! Tutors/Writing Specialists needed in the Central District […]

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