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Entries from June 2008

Yea, We’re Still Alive. Ish.

June 30th, 2008 · 2 Comments

Oh plastic sky, I see right through you.

Mati on the dock of the bay…

Unicorns ARE real! (Photo by Steve White)

Nothing like a good, clean solstice celebration. (Photo by Steve White.)

Holy shit, it’s God.  (Photo by Steve White.  Pervert.)

Artopia!

Ryan, in his own personal musical.

Whee. Art IS fun!

Just chillin’.

Ah, the harmonious juxtaposition […]

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Rustic Quinoa and Yam Salad

June 30th, 2008 · 2 Comments

Made this for my posse Friday night. Only Ryan expressed dissatisfaction with the Quinoa and Yam Salad, stating that it was “neither salty, nor sweet,” and that this disturbed him deeply.

1 cup quinoa
2 cups water
1 medium onion, chopped
2 cloves garlic, minced
1 1/2 cups yams, chopped
2 Tbs olive oil
1 medium red bell pepper, chopped
1 tsp […]

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Choose Your Own Culinary Adventure! - Apple Cookies. Ar!

June 30th, 2008 · 1 Comment

In the midst of Hee’s Great Writer’s Block of ‘08, here are some recipes.
Old Fashioned Apple Cookies that are way better than New Fashioned Apple Cookies
(Can be Vegan or Extremely Cruel to Animals—you choose!)
(I’m kidding! I eat chocolate every day, who am I to judge the dairy consumption of others?)
Cream together:

1/2 cup butter (or […]

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We Needed This.

June 18th, 2008 · 6 Comments

Anonymous Philanthropist Donates 200 Human Kidneys To Hospital

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Calvins come and go, but fat problems are forever. (jenn)

June 9th, 2008 · 7 Comments

Here’s poem I found on the sidewalk, drenched and well-folded, like all our best-intentioned dreams. Secret dreams that fall from our back pockets, into the hands of strangers via muddy puddles. Maybe our dreams are better kept with those who don’t know all we’re incapable of.
or
Check this shit, it is the bomb.
“Calvin”
5-7-06
I see […]

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Giggle, Snort.

June 6th, 2008 · 7 Comments

Another McSweeney’s GEM.

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Recipe for the Perfect Day. (jenn) (yes, i’m still alive.)

June 1st, 2008 · 10 Comments

6.1.08
11:00pm
The Cave, Seattle
1. Wake up to your best friend telling you he loves you.
(This works best if it happens sometime after 7am.)
2. Make your best friend fried eggs, rice, Portuguese sausage and bacon. Watch him eat it all. Call him a grotesque meat-eating fatty, but gently.
3. Make your dog […]

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